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fevereiro 16, 2025

a fake heart attack

 


A SUPPRESSED FART

 

Martinho arrived at the hospital ward with severe chest pain. He didn't even need to fill out the form; he was immediately taken to the emergency room.

Felipe followed him anxiously.

In the ward, they performed routine tests: electrocardiogram, oxygenation, and blood sample collection.

The pain was unbearable, he couldn't breathe, and his hands were tingling. Tachycardia.

The doctor on duty, helpful:

- There's nothing wrong with your heart; it's not a heart attack.

- The tests show nothing serious.

- It's a panic attack.

Martin sits up on the stretcher.

Suddenly, a series of machine gun shots are heard.

An unbearable smell spreads through the ward, accompanied by a flow of shit that stains the apron, the sheets and the curtains of the room; an intestinal discharge.

The doctor on duty:

- You'll have to review your diet.


FELIPE:

- it could have been eating carrots...


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