A
SUPPRESSED FART
Martinho
arrived at the hospital ward with severe chest pain. He didn't even need to
fill out the form; he was immediately taken to the emergency room.
Felipe
followed him anxiously.
In the
ward, they performed routine tests: electrocardiogram, oxygenation, and blood
sample collection.
The pain
was unbearable, he couldn't breathe, and his hands were tingling. Tachycardia.
The doctor
on duty, helpful:
- There's
nothing wrong with your heart; it's not a heart attack.
- The tests
show nothing serious.
- It's a
panic attack.
Martin sits
up on the stretcher.
Suddenly, a
series of machine gun shots are heard.
An
unbearable smell spreads through the ward, accompanied by a flow of shit that
stains the apron, the sheets and the curtains of the room; an intestinal
discharge.
The doctor
on duty:
- You'll
have to review your diet.
FELIPE:
- it could
have been eating carrots...
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